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Boot's Vacation

Monologue
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* Winner of the Golden Ear - Short Form Award at Hear Me Out Monologue Fest: Borders, New York, NY, September 6, 2021

​Published in Best Men's Monologues of 2019 (Smith & Kraus)

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BOOT is a teenager whose entire life revolves around his skateboard. When he has to go on a trip to Europe without it, he is not happy.


Hear Me Out Monologue Fest: Borders
New York, NY
September 6, 2021

Actor: Daniel Strausman (Boot)

​Directed by Suzanne Bachner
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Video of Daniel Strausman (Boot)

Lights Up podcast
Ensemble Theatre of Chattanooga
Chattanooga, Tennessee
August 26, 2021

Actor: Eric "Red" Wyatt (Boot)

Podcast
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Boot's Vacation begins at 20:33

PictureJake Saunders (Boot)
Scratching the Servers: Independence
The UnDisposables
London
July 4, 2020

​Actor: Jake Saunders (Boot)

Directed by Amy Tickner

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Boot's Vacation begins at 1:30:27.


PictureEfeosa Afolabi (Boot)
​Boot's Spring Vacation  
Spring II
Telegraph Hill Festival
Orisun Productions
hARTslane
London
April 13-14, 2019

​Actor: 
Efeosa Afolabi (Boot)
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Directed by Selicia Richards-Turney


Boot's Spring Vacation
SpringBoard Theatre Experience
Orisun Productions
hARTslane
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London
​January 26-27, 2019

Actor: 
Efeosa Afolabi (Boot)
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Directed by Selicia Richards-Turney
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Efeosa Afolabi (Boot)
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The Road-Trip Monologues
Raw Bites '18
Zephyr Theatre
Los Angeles
July 6-22, 2018

​Actor: Emma Chelsey (Boot)

Directed by Jane Edwina Seymour
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Emma Chelsey (Boot). Photo by Ed Krieger
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Emma Chelsey (Boot)
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Review

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Write Local. Play Global. The Unexpected
One Theatre World
 DePaul University
Chicago
May 7-9, 2015