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Contains Nudity

an audio comedy
Alma is playing up again. Her son, Doug, expects the rest home to take better care of her. But he’s in for the shock of his life when he learns how far they’re prepared to go.

Characters
Doug
Sandra
Alma
Ruth 
Pilot/Jasper/Basil

(podcast)
Shouting in the Evening podcast
Shout International Theatre Company
UK
September 13, 2023


Cast: Robin Wiggs (Doug), Lynsey Collis (Sandra), Maria Oram (Alma), Emily Brueggemeier (Ruth), Ian Cowieson (Pilot/Jasper/Basil)

(audio reading)
Anything Goes! Theatre Lab

ANDTheatre Company
New York, NY
​
​April 20, 2022

Cast: Brian Zupan (Doug), Ellen Barber (Sandra), Lin Snider (Alma), Liz McKendry (Ruth), Allen Enlow (Pilot/Jasper/Basil)
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Allen Enlow (Basil), Brian Zupan (Doug), Ellen Barber (Sandra), Liz McKendry (Ruth) and Lin Snider (Alma)

(audio reading)
P.A.G.E.S.
New York, NY
​April 12, 2022


Cast: Bernard Bosio (Doug), Grace Angela Henry (Sandra), Rosina Fernhoff (Alma), Sue Phillips (Ruth), Martin Pfefferkorn (Pilot/Jasper/Basil)
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Rosina Fernhoff (Alma), Grace Angela Henry (Sandra), Bernard Bosio (Doug), Sue Phillips (Ruth) and Martin Pfefferkorn (Pilot)

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Best of All Possible Podcasts
​Panglossian Productions
Williamsburg, Virginia
June 17, 2019
Cast: Edward Whitacre (Doug), Liz Thomas (Sandra), Sharon Hollands (Alma), Amy Lyles (Ruth), Joseph Ziarko (Man/Old Man), Robert Weathers (stage directions and special effects)

​Recording



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Olde Tyme Radio Hour
Hercules Radio Playhouse
New Orleans, Louisiana
​January 9, 2019
D
irected by Frederick Charles Mead
Cast: 
Na'Yonce H. White, Bremner Sings, Valentine Pierce, Eric Pollard

Recording: Contains Nudity begins at 22:50 and ends at 34:15.


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Petaluma Radio Players
​
Petaluma, California
​March 16, 2018
Directed by Dori O'Dea
Cast: Barton Smith (Doug), Shirley Bennett (Alma), Kendra Murray (Ruth), Dori O'Dea (Sandra), Tom Wilson (Old Man), Ben Kaplan (Pilot)

Supervising producer: Ralph Scott

Recording

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Ralph Scott (Producer), Barton Smith (Doug), Dori O'Dea, (Director/Sandra), Ben Kaplan (Pilot), Tom Wilson (Old Man), Shirley Bennett (Alma)

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Shoestring Radio Theatre
San Francisco
August 27, 2014
Directed by Steve Rubenstein
Produced by Monica Sullivan
Cast: Monica Sullivan, Melissa Flower, Perry Whittle, Anne Stone, Jonathan W. Wind


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The Icebox Radio Theater
International Falls, Minnesota
April 4, 2014
Directed by Jeffrey Adams
Cast: Jim Yount (Doug), Aela Mackintosh (Sandra), Victoria Olson (Alma), Diane Adams (Ruth), Jeffrey Adams (Pilot & Basil the cockatoo)
Sound effects: Dave Irwin


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Frequency Theatre
Colchester, UK
June 2013
Directed by Nicholas Barton-Wines
Cast: Robert Crighton (Doug & Old Man), Vicki Weitz (Sandra), Peregrin Maturin-Baird (Alma), Bea Svistunenko (Ruth), Rich Chilver (Man), Riccardo Mussi (Animals)
Music composed by Nicholas Freestone
Produced by Rich Chilver and Bethany Sharp
Podcast  on iTunes