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Ebook Meets Treebook

10-minute comedy
When an ebook tablet is left on a park bench, an old-fashioned paperback comes to the rescue.

Characters
GUY, young man (silent role)
GAL, young woman (silent role)
AVA, ebook tablet, female
PIP, paperback book, male 

(online reading)
Keakalehua Playreading Hui
Kumu Kahua Theatre
Honolulu, Hawaii
April 16, 2025

​Cast: 
Jeannie Barroga (Ava), Daniel Akiyama (Pip)​
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Jeannie Barroga (Ava) and Daniel Akiyama (Pip)​

(online reading)
P.A.G.E.S.
New York, NY
January 11, 2022
​

​Cast: Carmen Noemi Guzman (Ava), Stan Saja (Pip), Petra Seirmarco (Gal), Rocco Spoon (Guy)
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Carmen Noemi Guzman (Ava) and Stan Saja (Pip)
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Rocco Spoon (Guy) and Petra Seirmarco (Gal)

Short+Sweet Illawarra
Bridge Street Theatre
Coniston, New South Wales, Australia

September 27-29, 2019

​Cast: Billee Paige Harris (Ava), Dylan Green (Pip), Abbey McDonald (Gal), Shayan Murray (Guy)

Directed by Inga Silfr Jon ​
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Abbey McDonald (Gal), Shayan Murray (Guy)
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Billee Paige Harris (Ava), Dylan Green (Pip)

Summer Shorts
Theatre Workshop of Owensboro
Trinity Center
​Owensboro, Kentucky
​July 20, 26, 28, 2019

​Cast: 
 Raye Widmer (Ava) and JC White (Pip)
​

Directed by Karen Willis
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Raye Widmer (Ava) and JC White (Pip)
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Theatre with Benefits
​
Philip Bareiss Gallery
Taos, N
ew Mexico
July 19, 2019

​Cast: Tymotha Thurston (Ava), Marcus Martinez (Pip), Savannah Holden (Gal), Josh Still (Guy)

​Directed by Lynn Hamrick
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Tymotha Thurston (Ava) and Marcus Martinez (Pip)

Knutsford Little Theatre Play Festival
Knutsford, UK
​June 5-8, 2019

Cast: Morgan Read (Gal), Ian Graham
 (Guy), Lucy Oliver (Ava), Bob Jennings (Pip)

Directed by Lesley Read


* Winner of the AUDIENCE CHOICE AWARD
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Bob Jennings (Pip) and Lucy Oliver (Ava)
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Ian Graham (Guy) and Morgan Read (Gal)

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Stage It! 
Center for Performing Arts
Bonita Springs, Florida
​April 28-29, 2018

Cast: 
Kathryn Huffer (Gal), Luis Pages (Guy), Kayleigh Campo (Ava), Eduardo Marin​ (Pip)

Directed by Laura Schueneman

* Winner of the AUDIENCE CHOICE AWARD

Published in Stage It! 2 : Thirty 10-Minute Plays

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Eduardo Marin​ (Pip) and Kayleigh Campo (Ava)
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Luis Pages (Guy) & Kathryn Huffer (Gal)

Staged reading
Original Play Festival
Aloha Peforming Arts Company

Aloha Theatre
​Kainaliu, Hawaii
August 17, 2016

​Cast: 
Bill Cruise, Janemarie Singer, Jaquelynn Collier, and Michael Linnett

Directed by Renee Monell