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The Birds Are Feeding Me

a short comedy
A banker, working at home in his apartment, wants to stop a neighbor from feeding sparrows on her balcony. But he may end up doing far more good than he imagines.

Characters
DOUG: mature man
KIM: young woman
MARION: senior woman
            
Place
Three apartments in the same building
 
Time
During lockdown

(online reading)
​
Neighbours
​Literary and Discourse Society

Exeter, UK
​July 23, 2023​​​​

Cast: George Sapio
 (Doug), Aly Kantor (Kim), Georgette Vale (Marion​)​
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Aly Kantor (Kim), George Sapio (Doug) and Georgette Vale (Marion​)​

​​(online reading)
Virtual Community Theatre
Hamilton, Ontario
May 3, 2022


​Cast: Matt Leyendecker (Doug), Tay "Theory" Cooper (Kim), Hillary Glass (Marion​)

​D
irected by Eric Luvisotto
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Video of Matt Leyendecker (Doug), Tay "Theory" Cooper (Kim) and Hillary Glass (Marion​)

(online reading)
Tuesdays at 9 NYC

Naked Angels
New York, NY
​January 25, 2022 


​Cast: Ron Palais (Doug), Patricia Cancio (Kim), Sandra Weldon (Marion​)
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Ron Palais (Doug), Patricia Cancio (Kim) and Sandra Weldon (Marion​)

(online reading)
​
First Fridays
The Barrow Group
New York, NY
​January 7, 2022

​Cast: John Fisher
 (Doug), Maille-Rose Smith (Kim), Sandra Weldon (Marion​)
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John Fisher (Doug), Maille-Rose Smith (Kim) and Sandra Weldon (Marion​)

(staged reading)
Shaker Bridge Theatre
Enfield, New Hampshire
​December 4, 2021

(virtual theatre performance)
Acting Up! 2021

The Orange Players
Orange, Connecticut
November 13-27, 2021


​Cast: Simon Marwood (Doug), Julia Gritzbach​ (Kim), Brenda Jacobson (Marion​)

Directed by Daniel Lee White
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Simon Marwood (Doug), Julia Gritzbach (Kim) and Brenda Jacobson (Marion​)

(online reading)
Tuesdays at 9 Chicago
Naked Angels
Chicago, Illinois
​November 9, 2021


​Cast: Michael Bassett (Doug), Atlie Gilbert (Kim), Selma Hazouri (Marion​)
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Atlie Gilbert (Kim) and Michael Bassett (Doug)

(online reading)
P.A.G.E.S.
New York, NY
​July 27, 2021

​Cast: 
Gregory Thomas (Doug), Devon Werden (Kim), Rosina Fernhoff (Marion​)
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Devon Werden (Kim), Gregory Thomas (Doug) and Rosina Fernhoff (Marion​)

Birds and Money
(online reading)

Moving Parts
​
Paris, France
June 27, 2021

Cast: James Gerard (Doug), 
Tuvana Hizarchi (Kim), Susan Laplane (Marion)

Directed by Stephanie Campion 
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James Gerard (Doug), Tuvana Hizarchi (Kim) and Susan Laplane (Marion)

(online reading)
Playwrights Circle
Bread & Roses Theatre

London
​May 24, 2021


​Cast: Derekk Ross (Doug), Odera Iwugo (Kim), Maria Cole (Marion​)
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Odera Iwugo (Kim), Maria Cole (Marion​) and Derekk Ross (Doug)

​​(online reading)
Eclectic Evening of Shorts XIV: Bytes & Bullets
ANDTheatre Company
New York, NY
May 21-24, 2021

​Cast: 
Steve Bruun (Doug), Kate McMorran (Kim), Rosina Fernhoff (Marion​)
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Steve Bruun (Doug), Kate McMorran (Kim) and Rosina Fernhoff (Marion​)

(online reading)
Fringe Black Box Theatre Festival
New York, NY,
​
April 26, 2021

Cast: 
Steve Bruun (Doug), Kate McMorran (Kim), Rosina Fernhoff (Marion​)
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Steve Bruun (Doug), Kate McMorran (Kim) and Rosina Fernhoff (Marion​)

(online reading)
Pandemic Stories
​2nd Act Players

Evanston, Illinois
​April 23, 24, 25, 30 & May 1, 2, 2021

​Cast: 
Matthew Schufreider (Doug), Brandy Miller (Kim), Valerie Gorman (Marion​)

Directed by John Frank
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Matthew Schufreider (Doug), Brandy Miller (Kim) and Valerie Gorman (Marion​)

(online reading)
Inclusive Theater of WNY
Buffalo, New York
​
March 27, 2021

​Cast: 
Michael Kowal (Doug), Heidi Buckler (Kim), Dorothy Gerhardt (Marion​)

Directed by Virginia Brannon

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Video of Heidi Buckler (Kim), Michael Kowal (Doug) and Dorothy Gerhardt (Marion​)

(online reading)
​​Play Readings with Friends
New York, NY
​January 16, 2021

​Cast: 
Elliott Mayer (Doug), Antonio Miniño (Kim), Betsy Ross (Marion​)

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Antonio Miniño (Kim), Elliott Mayer (Doug) and Betsy Ross (Marion​)
(audio recording)
The Quarantine Plays
The Merry Beggars
New York, NY
​November 20, 2020

Cast: 
Mia Rose Kavensky (Kim), Michael Cyll (Doug), Camilla Joyce (Marion) 

Produced by Peter Atkinson
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Audio recording of Mia Rose Kavensky (Kim), Michael Cyll (Doug) and Camilla Joyce (Marion)

BCT Shorts 2020
Bangkok Community Theatre
Bangkok, Thailand
November 13, 2020

​Cast:
Daniel O’Shea (Doug), Claudia Liu (Kim), Mary Anne Cree (Marion​)

Directed by 
Bonnie Zellerbach
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Video of Daniel O’Shea (Doug), Claudia Liu (Kim) and Mary Anne Cree (Marion​)

(audio recording)
Home
Vashon Repertory Theatre
Vashon Island, Washington
October 8, 2020

​Cast: Michael Shook (Doug), Amy Broomhall (Kim), 
Kat Eggleston (Marion​)

Directed by 
Darragh Kennan
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Video of Kat Eggleston (Marion​), Michael Shook (Doug) and Amy Broomhall (Kim)

Writing Doesn't Have to Be Lonely
Northampton, UK
​September 15, 2020

Cast: 
Robert Wilkinson (Doug), Alena Patel (Kim), Salli Belsham (Marion)
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Video of Alena Patel (Kim), Robert Wilkinson (Doug) and Salli Belsham (Marion)

Summer Shortcuts X
Open Eye Theater
Margaretville, New York
September 8, 2020

Cast: 
Lisa Ruth Mays (Dulcie), Marge Helenchild (Kim), Pip Merrick (Marion)

Directed by Amie Brockway
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Video of Lisa Ruth Mays (Dulcie), Marge Helenchild (Kim) and Pip Merrick (Marion). Video begins at 22:12.

(audio recording)
​
Lockdown Radio,
Exeter Drama Company

Exeter, UK
​September 3, 2020

Cast: Graham Setter (Doug), Kate Phimister (Kim), 
Pat Mathewson (Marion​)

Zoom Fest Series 2 
Goodly Frame Theatre

Greensboro, North Carolina
August 26, 2020

​Cast: Paulo Goulart Filho (Doug), Sarah Jeanne (Kim), Pepper Liddell (Marion​)

Directed by 
Meredith DiPaolo Stephens
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Video of Paulo Goulart Filho (Doug), Sarah Jeanne (Kim), Pepper Liddell (Marion​)

Corona and Other Maladies
Towne Street Theatre
Los Angeles, CA
August 15-16, 2020

Cast: RJ Wayne (Doug), 
Kira Hoag (Kim), Nancy Renee (Marion​)

​Directed by Nancy Cheryll Davis

Also presented at 
​
Together LA Festival
October 3, 2020
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RJ Wayne (Doug), Kira Hoag (Kim) and Nancy Renee (Marion​)

(online reading)
JaYo Théâtre
​Washington, DC
July 25, 2020

​Cast: 
Melvin Smith (Doug), Jacqueline Elisabeth (Kim), Evelyn Renshaw (Marion​)
​
Produced by Jacqueline Elisabeth
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Video of Melvin Smith (Doug), Jacqueline Elisabeth (Kim) and Evelyn Renshaw (Marion​)

(audio recording)
Hand to Mouth Sound Theatre
​
Hereford, UK
July 3, 2020

Cast: David Pollard (Doug), 
Hannah Sowerby (Kim), Jane Bovell (Marion​)

Produced by David Pollard
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David Pollard (Doug), Hannah Sowerby (Kim) and Jane Bovell (Marion​)

(audio recording)
​Fun Fight at the OK Corona! 
​Brighton, UK

Cast: Justin Hayward (Doug), 
Sophie Flack (Kim), Norma Cohen (Marion​)

Directed by Tom Dussek
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Audio recording of Justin Hayward (Doug), Sophie Flack (Kim) and Norma Cohen (Marion​)

​​(online reading)
Theatre in My Pajamas
​
Dorset, Vermont
​June 18, 2020

Cast: Paul Fuhr (Doug),
Marti Goodfellow (Kim), Barbara Nelson (Marion​)
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Video of Paul Fuhr (Doug), Marti Goodfellow (Kim), Barbara Nelson (Marion​)

Zoom Festival 4.0
No Regrets Theatre Company
Radford, Virginia
May 30, 2020

Cast: Zach Bacon (Doug), Rachel Groover (Kim), Mary Trotter (Marion)

Directed by Samantha Ross
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Video of Rachel Groover (Kim), Zach Bacon (Doug) and Mary Trotter (Marion)

​Theatre Three Off-Stage/On-Line
Port Jefferson, New York
​May 23, 2020


Cast: Steve Ayle (Doug), Krystal Lawless (Kim), Marci Bing (Marion)
​
Directed by Jeffrey Sanzel
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Video of Marci Bing (Marion), Krystal Lawless (Kim), Steve Ayle (Doug)

Play(s) At Home virtual play festival
Connective Theatre Company
Chicago, Illinois
May 1, 2020

Cast: Charlie Newton (Doug), Taylor McWilliams-Woods (Kim), Cheryl Frazier (Marion)
​
Directed by Chase Hauser
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Video of Charlie Newton (Doug), Taylor McWilliams-Woods (Kim), Cheryl Frazier (Marion)

Script published in Laughter Is the Best Medicine : forty-five 5-minute plays in the age of coronavirus (Smith & Kraus, 2021)
and
Synkroniciti, Vol. 3, No. 3 (Summer 2021)
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