Flight of the Cows
or
How Ya Gonna Keep ’em Down on the Farm After They’ve Seen Corned Beef?
10-minute comedy
How Ya Gonna Keep ’em Down on the Farm After They’ve Seen Corned Beef?
10-minute comedy
Two cows lead an idyllic life. They have a field of succulent grass—and humans to relieve them of their milk. What more could they possibly want?
Characters
CLOVER, cynical cow
LUCILLE, jovial cow
TIGER, easy-going horse
Setting
A field on a farm in New York
Time
The present
Characters
CLOVER, cynical cow
LUCILLE, jovial cow
TIGER, easy-going horse
Setting
A field on a farm in New York
Time
The present
(online reading)
Tiger’s Heart Players
New York, NY
October 17, 2021
Cast: Linda White (Clover), Brigid Pfeifer (Lucille), Robert Chambers (Tiger)
Tiger’s Heart Players
New York, NY
October 17, 2021
Cast: Linda White (Clover), Brigid Pfeifer (Lucille), Robert Chambers (Tiger)
(online reading
Anything Goes! Theatre Lab
ANDTheatre Company
New York, NY
September 8, 2021
Cast: Penny Balfour (Clover), Kristine Niven (Lucille), Hank Fandel (Tiger)
Anything Goes! Theatre Lab
ANDTheatre Company
New York, NY
September 8, 2021
Cast: Penny Balfour (Clover), Kristine Niven (Lucille), Hank Fandel (Tiger)
(online reading)
Off Page
Philadelphia Screenwriters
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
August 4, 2021
Cast: Charmaine Warrington (Clover), Susan Moses (Lucille), Marty Krzywonos (Tiger)
Off Page
Philadelphia Screenwriters
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
August 4, 2021
Cast: Charmaine Warrington (Clover), Susan Moses (Lucille), Marty Krzywonos (Tiger)
(online reading)
Playwrights on Zoom
Brick Township, New Jersey
July 28, 2021
Cast: Angie Wall (Clover), Jade Greene (Lucille), Fred Weintraub (Tiger)
Playwrights on Zoom
Brick Township, New Jersey
July 28, 2021
Cast: Angie Wall (Clover), Jade Greene (Lucille), Fred Weintraub (Tiger)
LA Play Reading
Los Angeles, California
April 25, 2021
Cast: Megan Frances (Clover), Juls Hoover (Lucille), Paul Uhler (Tiger)
Los Angeles, California
April 25, 2021
Cast: Megan Frances (Clover), Juls Hoover (Lucille), Paul Uhler (Tiger)
(online reading)
Dunne's Downtime Players
Eldersburg, Maryland
January 10, 2021
Cast: Gene Valendo (Clover), Rick Bergmann (Lucille), Jim Berard (Tiger)
Dunne's Downtime Players
Eldersburg, Maryland
January 10, 2021
Cast: Gene Valendo (Clover), Rick Bergmann (Lucille), Jim Berard (Tiger)
(online reading)
P.A.G.E.S.
New York, NY
January 5, 2021
Cast: Rosina Fernhoff (Clover), Suzanne Goldensohn (Lucille), Frankie Verroca (Tiger)
P.A.G.E.S.
New York, NY
January 5, 2021
Cast: Rosina Fernhoff (Clover), Suzanne Goldensohn (Lucille), Frankie Verroca (Tiger)
Cage: a showcase of short family-friendly animal plays
Primal Theatre
Barons Court Theatre
London
September 3-8, 2019
Cast: Anca Vaida (Clover), Natasha Zierhofer (Lucille), Mike Kelson (Tiger)
Directed by Jon Davison
Primal Theatre
Barons Court Theatre
London
September 3-8, 2019
Cast: Anca Vaida (Clover), Natasha Zierhofer (Lucille), Mike Kelson (Tiger)
Directed by Jon Davison
Take Ten Festival 2018
Between Us Productions
Jewel Box Theater
New York, NY
May 16-20, 2018
Cast: Lisa LaGrande (Clover), Daniela Kaplun (Lucille), George K. Wells (Tiger)
Directed by Susane Lee
Between Us Productions
Jewel Box Theater
New York, NY
May 16-20, 2018
Cast: Lisa LaGrande (Clover), Daniela Kaplun (Lucille), George K. Wells (Tiger)
Directed by Susane Lee
- Flight of the Cows was a nominee for Best Play.
(Reading)
Northport Readers Theater
The Playhouse at St Paul's
Northport, New York
October 30, 2017
Northport Readers Theater
The Playhouse at St Paul's
Northport, New York
October 30, 2017
Short+Sweet South India
Edouard Michelin Auditorium, Alliance Française of Madras
Chennai, India
July 5-9, 2017
Cast: Madhumeetha B (Clover), Candice Rozario (Lucille), Anandhakrishnan Janakiraman (Tiger)
Directed by Sushant Alexander
Edouard Michelin Auditorium, Alliance Française of Madras
Chennai, India
July 5-9, 2017
Cast: Madhumeetha B (Clover), Candice Rozario (Lucille), Anandhakrishnan Janakiraman (Tiger)
Directed by Sushant Alexander
King's Shorts
King's Theatre
Annapolis Royal, Nova Scotia, Canada
June 16-18, 2017
Cast: Gloria Saesura (Clover), Grace Gillighan (Lucille) and Gordon Keel
Directed by Shelley Vaughan
King's Theatre
Annapolis Royal, Nova Scotia, Canada
June 16-18, 2017
Cast: Gloria Saesura (Clover), Grace Gillighan (Lucille) and Gordon Keel
Directed by Shelley Vaughan

Take Ten Play Writers' Season
Gemco Players Community Theatre
Gem Community Arts Centre
Emerald, Victoria, Australia
April 7-9, 2017
Gemco Players Community Theatre
Gem Community Arts Centre
Emerald, Victoria, Australia
April 7-9, 2017