Flight of the Cows
or
How Ya Gonna Keep ’em Down on the Farm After They’ve Seen Corned Beef?
10-minute comedy
How Ya Gonna Keep ’em Down on the Farm After They’ve Seen Corned Beef?
10-minute comedy
Two cows lead an idyllic life. They have a field of succulent grass—and humans to relieve them of their milk. What more could they possibly want?
Characters
CLOVER, cynical cow
LUCILLE, jovial cow
TIGER, easy-going horse
Setting
A field on a farm
Time
The present
Characters
CLOVER, cynical cow
LUCILLE, jovial cow
TIGER, easy-going horse
Setting
A field on a farm
Time
The present
(online reading)
Keakalehua Playreading Hui
Kumu Kahua Theatre
Honolulu, Hawaii
April 16, 2025
Cast: Marion Lyman-Mersereau (Clover), Jeannie Barroga (Lucille), Dwight (Tiger)
Keakalehua Playreading Hui
Kumu Kahua Theatre
Honolulu, Hawaii
April 16, 2025
Cast: Marion Lyman-Mersereau (Clover), Jeannie Barroga (Lucille), Dwight (Tiger)
Marion Lyman-Mersereau (Clover), Jeannie Barroga (Lucille) and Dwight (Tiger)
(online reading)
It'sTime for a Story
Melbourne, Florida
November 2, 2024
Cast: Michelle Lily (Clover), Tricia Pisarra (Lucille), Daryl Hrdlicka (Tiger)
It'sTime for a Story
Melbourne, Florida
November 2, 2024
Cast: Michelle Lily (Clover), Tricia Pisarra (Lucille), Daryl Hrdlicka (Tiger)
Video of Michelle Lily (Clover), Tricia Pisarra (Lucille) and Daryl Hrdlicka (Tiger)
(online reading)
Gulf Coast Playwrights Circle
Tallahassee, Florida
June 20, 2023
Cast: Susan Price Monnot (Clover), Amy Reuben (Lucille), Byron Spires (Tiger)
Gulf Coast Playwrights Circle
Tallahassee, Florida
June 20, 2023
Cast: Susan Price Monnot (Clover), Amy Reuben (Lucille), Byron Spires (Tiger)
Amy Reuben (Lucille), Susan Price Monnot (Clover) and Byron Spires (Tiger)
(online reading)
States of Play
Nutley, New Jersey
May 10, 2023
Cast: Zev Johnston (Clover), Karla A. Rennhofer (Lucille), Ryan Vaughan (Tiger)
States of Play
Nutley, New Jersey
May 10, 2023
Cast: Zev Johnston (Clover), Karla A. Rennhofer (Lucille), Ryan Vaughan (Tiger)
Ryan Vaughan (Tiger) and Karla A. Rennhofer (Lucille)
(online reading)
Humour Without Humans
Caravan Theatre
Bromsgrove, UK
April 22, 2023
Cast: Maura Stephens (Clover), Clare Almond (Lucille), Sarah Macdonald (Tiger)
Humour Without Humans
Caravan Theatre
Bromsgrove, UK
April 22, 2023
Cast: Maura Stephens (Clover), Clare Almond (Lucille), Sarah Macdonald (Tiger)
Clare Almond (Lucille), Maura Stephens (Clover) and Sarah Macdonald (Tiger)
(online reading)
Zoom-In
WRiTEON
Cambridge, UK
March 26, 2023
Cast: Sue Whitney (Clover), Cara Hanman (Lucille), Richard Peoples (Tiger)
Zoom-In
WRiTEON
Cambridge, UK
March 26, 2023
Cast: Sue Whitney (Clover), Cara Hanman (Lucille), Richard Peoples (Tiger)
Sue Whitney (Clover), Cara Hanman (Lucille) and Richard Peoples (Tiger)
(online reading)
LAVA Playwrights Circle
Greenfield, Massachusetts
March 13, 2023
Cast: Jan Maher (Clover), Patricia Crosby (Lucille), Jack Tierney (Tiger)
LAVA Playwrights Circle
Greenfield, Massachusetts
March 13, 2023
Cast: Jan Maher (Clover), Patricia Crosby (Lucille), Jack Tierney (Tiger)
Jan Maher (Clover), Patricia Crosby (Lucille) and Jack Tierney (Tiger)
(online reading)
Tiger’s Heart Players
New York, NY
October 17, 2021
Cast: Linda White (Clover), Brigid Pfeifer (Lucille), Robert Chambers (Tiger)
Tiger’s Heart Players
New York, NY
October 17, 2021
Cast: Linda White (Clover), Brigid Pfeifer (Lucille), Robert Chambers (Tiger)
Linda White (Clover), Robert Chambers (Tiger) and Brigid Pfeifer (Lucille)
(online reading
Anything Goes! Theatre Lab
ANDTheatre Company
New York, NY
September 8, 2021
Cast: Penny Balfour (Clover), Kristine Niven (Lucille), Hank Fandel (Tiger)
Anything Goes! Theatre Lab
ANDTheatre Company
New York, NY
September 8, 2021
Cast: Penny Balfour (Clover), Kristine Niven (Lucille), Hank Fandel (Tiger)
Penny Balfour (Clover), Hank Fandel (Tiger) and Kristine Niven (Lucille)
(online reading)
Off Page
Philadelphia Screenwriters
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
August 4, 2021
Cast: Charmaine Warrington (Clover), Susan Moses (Lucille), Marty Krzywonos (Tiger)
Off Page
Philadelphia Screenwriters
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
August 4, 2021
Cast: Charmaine Warrington (Clover), Susan Moses (Lucille), Marty Krzywonos (Tiger)
Susan Moses (Lucille), Marty Krzywonos (Tiger) and Charmaine Warrington (Clover)
(online reading)
Playwrights on Zoom
Brick Township, New Jersey
July 28, 2021
Cast: Angie Wall (Clover), Jade Greene (Lucille), Fred Weintraub (Tiger)
Playwrights on Zoom
Brick Township, New Jersey
July 28, 2021
Cast: Angie Wall (Clover), Jade Greene (Lucille), Fred Weintraub (Tiger)
Jade Greene (Lucille), Angie Wall (Clover) and Fred Weintraub (Tiger)
LA Play Reading
Los Angeles, California
April 25, 2021
Cast: Megan Frances (Clover), Juls Hoover (Lucille), Paul Uhler (Tiger)
Los Angeles, California
April 25, 2021
Cast: Megan Frances (Clover), Juls Hoover (Lucille), Paul Uhler (Tiger)
Video of Megan Frances (Clover), Juls Hoover (Lucille) and Paul Uhler (Tiger)
(online reading)
Dunne's Downtime Players
Eldersburg, Maryland
January 10, 2021
Cast: Gene Valendo (Clover), Rick Bergmann (Lucille), Jim Berard (Tiger)
Dunne's Downtime Players
Eldersburg, Maryland
January 10, 2021
Cast: Gene Valendo (Clover), Rick Bergmann (Lucille), Jim Berard (Tiger)
Rick Bergmann (Lucille), Jim Berard (Tiger) and Gene Valendo (Clover)
(online reading)
P.A.G.E.S.
New York, NY
January 5, 2021
Cast: Rosina Fernhoff (Clover), Suzanne Goldensohn (Lucille), Frankie Verroca (Tiger)
P.A.G.E.S.
New York, NY
January 5, 2021
Cast: Rosina Fernhoff (Clover), Suzanne Goldensohn (Lucille), Frankie Verroca (Tiger)
Rosina Fernhoff (Clover), Suzanne Goldensohn (Lucille) and Frankie Verroca (Tiger)
Cage: a showcase of short family-friendly animal plays
Primal Theatre
Barons Court Theatre
London
September 3-8, 2019
Cast: Anca Vaida (Clover), Natasha Zierhofer (Lucille), Mike Kelson (Tiger)
Directed by Jon Davison
Primal Theatre
Barons Court Theatre
London
September 3-8, 2019
Cast: Anca Vaida (Clover), Natasha Zierhofer (Lucille), Mike Kelson (Tiger)
Directed by Jon Davison
Mike Kelson (Tiger), Anca Vaida (Clover) and Natasha Zierhofer (Lucille)
Take Ten Festival 2018
Between Us Productions
Jewel Box Theater
New York, NY
May 16-20, 2018
Cast: Lisa LaGrande (Clover), Daniela Kaplun (Lucille), George K. Wells (Tiger)
Directed by Susane Lee
Between Us Productions
Jewel Box Theater
New York, NY
May 16-20, 2018
Cast: Lisa LaGrande (Clover), Daniela Kaplun (Lucille), George K. Wells (Tiger)
Directed by Susane Lee
- Flight of the Cows was a nominee for Best Play.
Daniela Kaplun (Lucille), George K. Wells (Tiger), Lisa LaGrande (Clover)
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Daniela Kaplun (Lucille), Lisa LaGrande (Clover)
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Daniela Kaplun (Lucille), George K. Wells (Tiger), Lisa LaGrande (Clover)
Lisa LaGrande, Susane Lee (director), Daniela Kaplun (Best Actress nominee), George K. Wells
(Reading)
Northport Readers Theater
The Playhouse at St Paul's
Northport, New York
October 30, 2017
Northport Readers Theater
The Playhouse at St Paul's
Northport, New York
October 30, 2017
Short+Sweet South India
Edouard Michelin Auditorium, Alliance Française of Madras
Chennai, India
July 5-9, 2017
Cast: Madhumeetha B (Clover), Candice Rozario (Lucille), Anandhakrishnan Janakiraman (Tiger)
Directed by Sushant Alexander
Edouard Michelin Auditorium, Alliance Française of Madras
Chennai, India
July 5-9, 2017
Cast: Madhumeetha B (Clover), Candice Rozario (Lucille), Anandhakrishnan Janakiraman (Tiger)
Directed by Sushant Alexander
Sushant Alexander (director), Candice Rozario (Lucille), Anandhakrishnan Janakiraman (Tiger), Madhumeetha B (Clover)
King's Shorts
King's Theatre
Annapolis Royal, Nova Scotia, Canada
June 16-18, 2017
Cast: Gloria Saesura (Clover), Grace Gillighan (Lucille) and Gordon Keel
Directed by Shelley Vaughan
King's Theatre
Annapolis Royal, Nova Scotia, Canada
June 16-18, 2017
Cast: Gloria Saesura (Clover), Grace Gillighan (Lucille) and Gordon Keel
Directed by Shelley Vaughan
Shelley Vaughan (director), Grace Gillighan (Lucille), Gloria Saesura (Clover) and Gordon Keel (Tiger), Flight of the Cows, Annapolis Royal, Nova Scotia
Take Ten Play Writers' Season
Gemco Players Community Theatre
Gem Community Arts Centre
Emerald, Victoria, Australia
April 7-9, 2017
Gemco Players Community Theatre
Gem Community Arts Centre
Emerald, Victoria, Australia
April 7-9, 2017