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Paddy's Spiel

2-minute monologue
A young Irishman gives his take on romantic love.
Picture

The Many Faces of Love
Bernie Wohl Center
New York, NY
February 13, 2015

Directed by Susane Lee

Performed by Ian Harkins

Sample:

They say love is blind.
I disagree. It’s more shortsighted like.
Take them romance novels. Or romcom flicks. Whatta they focus on? The courtship phase.
Dead fierce, sure. But it’s only a wee part of a relationship. In terms o’ time spent, less than one percent.
Bit like comin’ home from a trip around the world an’ sayin’ the highlight was the drive to the airport.
Diabolical.