Your Attention, Please
A woman seizes the opportunity to send her overbearing partner a voicemail message.
- Rex McGregor
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Short Plays
- Threatened Panda Fights Back
- The Birds Are Feeding Me
- Grow Up, Juliet
- Grace Finds Kel
- Monstrous Villainy
- Garage Invasion
- Ebook Meets Treebook
- Rich Pickings
- Prepper's Nightmare
- Tickle That Dragon
- Happy Husband Hunting
- Amazons of Tomorrow
- Flight of the Cows
- Gruesome Gift
- Fight for the Apron
- She's Got His Number
- Don't Flip Your Snood
- The Tarantula's Pet Frog
- Proud Mary and Prejudiced Lydia
- The Mama and the Papa
- Unromantic Bouquet
- Prisoners' Choice
- Ambitious Cutlery
- Surfing in Munich
- Eleventh Night
- Your Server Tonight Is Cassandra
- Shelter in Comfort
- The Girl Who Would Rather Not Grow Up Just Yet
- Feline High-Rise Syndrome
- This Particular Crevasse
- The Name of Action
- Fit for a King
- A Supportive Wife Supports Her Wife
- Cathy Haunts Catherine
- Lullaby for a Librarian
- Cobra Versus Tiger
- Fingers and Toeses
- Dueling Judges
- Rival Pseudonyms
- Mother of Chemistry
- Taking the Plunge
- Played for a Sap
- Cheerleaders and Cheeseburgers
- Wayward Seniors
- Marked for Deletion
- Bigger Move
- Catching Hendrix
- Ngā Wai o Te Tairāwhiti
- Stage Fights Screen
- Restoring Romeo
- President Charles Evans Hughes
- Almost Immortal
- Pushing Buttons
- Friendly Skirmish
- Rabbit Warns Gannet
- Librarians Embrace Fiction
- Money Talks Too Loud
- Never Say DEI
- Miriam's Mother
- Retha's First March
- Trumpettes Anonymous
- Table in the Air
- Fruitful
- Thrill of the Circus
- Rivals-Slash-Friends
- Triple Helping
- Throw Me Out
- One Wish Each
- Welcome to Belarus
- Phony on a Twig
- Val's Remedy
- The Top Seed and the Poor Seedlings
- Helga Goes Bats
- Disorderly Beulah
- Henry the Seventh (If Shakespeare Was Honest)
- Pseudo-Human Resources
- Grounding Santa
- Help Found
- Subversive Action Chick
- Rasha and Abd
- Horror at Sea
- Aleema the Boy Girl
- Who Remembers Éponine’s Sister?
- Fire Up
- Marietta's Ultimatum
- Love Those Cockroaches
- Murder Runs in Our Family
- Public Deaths
- Gab Irish-Like
- Orpheus Floats
- Fraught Hike
- Guts Out
- Sugar Horror
- Becky and Tom
- Vegan Vigilantes
- Phenomenals Anonymous
- Zany Planets
- Battle for the Front Seat
- Kindness Pays
- Natasha Toughs It Out
- Beauty Store Saboteur
- Fiery
- Worst Villain
- Save the Sasquatch
- Her Daughter's Doll
- We Aren't Aliens
- Cushion
- Party Crasher on a Mission
- Stuck Fast
- Next Door Nativity
- Estella Expects a Lot
- Canary Now
- Enemies on a Date
- The Flames of Patience
- Graffiti Yarn
- Family Tries
- Tina, Queen of Scots
- Squicky
- Squishy
- Squirmy
- Squirrelly
- Thin End
- Higgledy-Trilogy
- Speechless
- Geordie Heroine
- Siege Ready
- Inventive Dream
- Elegant Rescue
- Handling Temptation
- The Fruits of Lust
- Horrifying Mary
- Possible Fathers
- Refloat Our Whale
- Swinging Campers
- Fiery
- Subversive Action Gal
- Chat with That
- Jane Errant
- Smile on a Mask
- Two Divided by One
- Two Minus Infinity
- Two Times Ex
- Skull Against the Sky
- The Ghostly Christmas Pest
- The Ecstasy of Carmel
- All's Fair in Tug of War
- Unsuspecting Donor
- Toothlessness Bites
- Lost Judgment
- Help Full
- Help Less
- Quick Light Touch
- Kurt and Orla
- They Never Leave Their Wives
- Turn of the Tidier
- Tui and the Immortal
- The Fifth Street Women's Building Takeover
- Best Chance Café
- Roasting Death
- Absconding Patient
- Fountain of Youth
- The Power of Enchantment
- Clash of the Lorde Fans
- The First Christmas Presents
- Grandis, Juliette
- Herding Catastrophes
- Penelope's Feast
- Extreme Decluttering
- Courtesy
- Twilight of the Grizzly
- Thirteenth Night
- Love and Acoustics
- Creaky
- Croon
- Boot's Trip
- Nature Soothes
- Fern and Her Father
- Abigail Wades In
- Tempting Sabah
- Unfurl
- Eradicting Apathy
- Revitalized
- Who Loves More
- Chest-Beating for Gentlemen
- That's No Mannequin (That's His Wife)
- Put Down the Gun
- Shredded
- It Could Be Anyone
- Skull
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Plays
- I Love an Earthling
- Queen Takes Emperor
- Sunshine in Every Window
- Margaret Thatcher Changes the World
- Tricky Intervention
- Girls Rock the Classics
- Izzy Sticks With It
- Lady Godiva Doesn't Ride Again
- Birds and Money
- Three Weird Mornings at the Library
- New Partners
- Thena and Taz
- Rogue Flight
- Manipulative
- Honest Shakespeare
- Miss Imposter
- Impending Intimacy
- Poor Doug
- Female Scientists to the Rescue
- Girls on the Brink
- Grow Up, Girls
- Brink Time
- The Sword and the Gown
- Touchy
- Safe Trip
- It's Ours! The Fifth Street Women's Building Takeover, 1971
- Pacific Caper
- Stale Obsession
- A Hard Fifty Years' Night
- Nine Plays Wonder
- Clash of the Delusions
- Who's Manipulative?
- Margaret Thatcher Hits New Zealand
- Wind Above the Water
- Plights
- Choose
- All Aboard
- Lady Godiva Womans Up
- Unpardonable Virtues
- Nude with Tuba and Skull
- Triple Fandango
- Snatched
- Hour of Misjudgement
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Monologues
- None of Your Blarney
- Olive Struts and Frets
- Sweet Fright
- Farsighted
- Tabby's Plague Diary
- Boot's Vacation
- Nourishing Marion
- Missing Applause
- Will Kemp's Turn
- Frida Kahlo Must Be Jewish
- An Educated Palate
- Fern's Plan
- Sweetness and Light
- The One Waving
- The Reluctant Barker
- Shakespeare's Protestation
- The Frog-Footman's Statement
- Cassandra Vents
- A Bride for the Pope
- Beaver Loves Otter
- Derrick's Tactic
- Post-Baby Body
- Innocent Glutton
- Phoenix on Ice
- Carriage Horse Chat
- Kia Orāna, Joe
- Tightlipped
- Elizabeth's Revenge
- The Movement You Need
- Officially Recovered
- The Roses or the Bat
- Lady Godiva's Daughter
- Friar Oswald's Confession
- Let's Just Chill
- Erica, Oswald and Shakespeare
- Speechless
- The Clueless Bishop
- Your Attention, Please
- Paddy's Spiel
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