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Played for a Sap

a noir play
A woman persuades a private eye to blackmail her husband. But things don't go as planned. Or do they?
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CHARACTERS
MITCH BLAKE, private eye, a lame ex-G.I.
RUBY FRATELLI, socialite
BRUNO FRATELLI, Ruby’s husband, a Treasury official
CORAL HARRIS, Bruno’s secretary 
                                            
SETTING
Fratelli residence, Los Angeles
              
TIME
1948

(online reading)
Tiger's Heart Players

New York, NY
​
March 30, 2025

​Cast: James Perry (Mitch), Aliona Garcia (Ruby), Jona Zeschke (Bruno), Andrea Jacobsen (Coral)
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Aliona Garcia (Ruby), James Perry (Mitch), Jona Zeschke (Bruno) and Andrea Jacobsen (Coral)

(online reading)
Anything Goes! Theatre Lab, 
ANDTheatre Company
New York, NY
​
June 15, 2022

Cast: John Lampe (Mitch Blake), 
Jillie Simon (Ruby Fratelli), John Esposito (Bruno Fratelli), Danielle Wirsansky (Coral Harris)
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John Lampe (Mitch Blake), Jillie Simon (Ruby Fratelli), John Esposito (Bruno Fratelli) and Danielle Wirsansky (Coral Harris)

(online reading) 
Dunne's Downtime Players
Eldersburg, Maryland
October 10, 2021

Cast: Ed Schilter (Mitch Blake),
Marge McGugan (Ruby Fratelli), Jim Berard (Bruno Fratelli), Diane DiLillo Gutierrez (Coral Harris)​
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Diane DiLillo Gutierrez (Coral Harris). Ed Schilter (Mitch Blake) and Marge McGugan (Ruby Fratelli)

(online reading)
​LA Play Reading
Los Angeles, California
​May 23, 2021

​Cast: Rishi Jaiswal (Mitch Blake), Juls Hoover (Ruby 
Fratelli), Paul Uhler (Bruno Fratelli), Stephanie "Zev" Johnston (Coral Harris)
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Video of Rishi Jaiswal (Mitch Blake), Paul Uhler (Bruno Fratelli), Stephanie "Zev" Johnston (Coral Harris) and Juls Hoover (Ruby Fratelli)

(online reading)
P.A.G.E.S.
New York, NY
​March 9, 2021

​Cast: Ryan Sett (Mitch Blake), Petra Seirmarco (Ruby 
Fratelli), Bernard Bosio (Bruno Fratelli), Erika Crocco (Coral Harris)
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Erika Crocco (Coral), Ryan Sett (Mitch), Bernard Bosio (Bruno) and Petra Seirmarco (Ruby)

Ten Minute Tuesday: Love & Murder
Phoenix Tears Productions
Turpin Garage Theatre
Orlando, Florida
February 4, 2020

Cast: Mike Van Dyke (Mitch Blake), Kisheera Victrum (Ruby
Fratelli), Keith Newhouse (Bruno Fratelli), Mariah Woessner (Coral Harris)

Directed by Jade Roberts 
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Kisheera Victrum (Ruby), Mariah Woessner (Coral), Mike Van Dyke (Mitch), Keith Newhouse (Bruno), Jade Roberts (director),
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Mike Van Dyke (Mitch) and Kisheera Victrum (Ruby)
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Mariah Woessner (Coral) and Keith Newhouse (Bruno)

Short+Sweet Theatre Dubai
The Junction
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
February 18, 2017

Independent Theatre Company: Heriot-Watt University

Cast: Lionel Mendonsa (Mitch Blake), Shweta Kinkale (Ruby Fratelli), Kunal Bhatia (Bruno Fratelli), Garima Himthani (Coral Harris)


Directed by Shifa Ahsan
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