Threatened Panda Fights Back

10-minute comedy

Threatened Panda Fights Back won two awards at Short+Sweet Theatre, Auckland, New Zealand, September 20, 2015.

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Mustaq Missouri (Ling), Georgina Silk (Mrs D), Irasa Siave (Yan), Rex McGregor (writer), Katie Burson (director). Front: Tom Wardle (Mr D)

SYNOPSIS:

As the World Wildlife Fund’s poster boy for endangered animals, Ling enjoys a comfortable life full of adulation and all the bamboo he can eat. But when a rival species challenges him for the role, he risks losing everything.

CHARACTERS:
LING, male giant panda, extremely overweight and vain
YAN, female giant panda, on heat
MR D, weird-looking bird, nervous
MRS D, weird-looking bird, cheerful, very pregnant

Ménagerie à Trois
Theatre Hawke's Bay
The Playhouse
Hastings, New Zealand
July 20-29, 2017

Cast: Ali Beal (Ling), Peter Berry (Yan), Jack Garvey (Mr D), Nathalie van Egten (Mrs D)

Directed by Cam Lithgow

Ali Beal (Ling), Nathalie van Egten (Mrs D), Jack Garvey (Mr D)

Nathalie van Egten (Mrs D), Peter Berry (Yan), Ali Beal (Ling), Jack Garvey (Mr D)

Cutting Edge Comedy
Hokitika Dramatic Society
Old Lodge Theatre
Hokitika, New Zealand
June 22 - July 1, 2017

Cast: Jim Butzbach (Ling), Raewyn Cooper (Yan), Terry Michele Gee (Mrs D), Jason Thompson (Mr D)

Directed by Sue Asplin

Jim Butzbach (Ling) and Raewyn Cooper (Yan)

Raewyn Cooper (Yan), Jason Thompson (Mr D), Terry Michele Gee (Mrs D), Jim Butzbach (Ling)

The British Theatre Challenge Act II
Sky Blue Theatre Company
Lost Theatre
London
April 7, 2017

Cast: Tom Hall (Ling), Josie Mills (Yan), Helen Watkinson (Mrs D), David Eaton (Mr D)

Directed by Stacey Norris

Josie Mills (Yan) & Tom Hall (Ling)

Helen Watkinson (Mrs D), David Eaton (Mr D), Josie Mills (Yan) & Tom Hall (Ling)

Play Time
Second Sons Theatre Company
Theatre N16
London
September 2, 2016

Cast: Alex Knott (Ling), Samantha Van Dyk (Yan), James Watkins (Mr D), Milly Dunk (Mrs D)

Directed by Samson Hawkins

Alex Knott (Ling), Samantha Van Dyk (Yan)

Samantha Van Dyk (Yan), Alex Knott (Ling)

Take Ten Festival 2016
Between Us Productions
13th Street Repertory Theatre
New York, NY
April 27, 29 & 30, 2016

Cast: Roger Dale Stude (Ling), Julie Baber (Yan), Patrick Harman (Mr D), Morgan Patton (Mrs D)

Directed by Susane Lee

Roger Dale Stude (Ling), Morgan Patton (Mrs D), Patrick Harman (Mr D) & Julie Baber (Yan) in Threatened Panda Fights Back, New York

Julie Baber (Yan) & Roger Dale Stude (Ling) rehearsing

Morgan Patton (Mrs D) & Patrick Harman (Mr D)

Patrick Harman (Mr D), Morgan Patton (Mrs D), Julie Baber (Yan), Roger Dale Stude (Ling)

(Staged reading)
Saving Endangered Species International Playwriting Prize
Odyssey Theatre Ensemble
Los Angeles, California
April 4, 2016

Cast: Mark Anthony Williams (Ling), Sonia Jackson (Yan), Andre Mathieu (Mr D), Anita Borcia (Mrs D)

Directed by Michele Spears

Mark Anthony Williams (Ling)

Sonia Jackson (Yan)

Andre Mathieu (Mr D)

Anita Borcia (Mrs D)

10-Minute Play Festival
Cutler Bay Community Theater
Artistic Vibes
Miami, Florida
March 18-19, 2016

Cast: John Eubanks (Ling), Pam St. John (Yan), J.J. Greenstein (Mr D), Melissa Billings (Mrs D)

Directed by Maggie Eubanks

Pam St. John (Yan), John Eubanks (Ling)

John Eubanks (Ling), Pam St. John (Yan)

John Eubanks (Ling), Melissa Billings (Mrs D). Back: J.J. Greenstein (Mr D), Pam St. John (Yan)

Melissa Billings (Mrs D), J.J. Greenstein (Mr D)

John Eubanks (Ling)

Pam St. John (Yan)

John Eubanks (Ling)

J.J. Greenstein (Mr D), Melissa Billings (Mrs D)

8 Tens @ 8 Festival
Actors' Theatre
Santa Cruz, California
January 8 - February 7, 2016

Cast: Chad Davies (Ling), Karin Babbitt (Yan), Anita Natale (Mrs D), and Jim Schultz (Mr D)

Directed by Helene Simkin Jara

Karin Babbitt (Yan), Chad Davies (Ling), Anita Natale (Mrs D), and Jim Schultz (Mr D)

10-Minute Play Festival
TheatriVasles
Salle du Théâtre
Vasles, France
October 16-17, 2015

Cast: Alan Peel (Ling), Lynn Vaux (Yan), Debbie Adamson (Mrs D), Jim Luff (Mr D)

Directed by Tim Fitzgerald

Debbie Adamson (Mrs D) & Jim Luff (Mr D)

Alan Peel (Ling) & Lynn Vaux (Yan)

Short+Sweet Theatre
TAPAC (The Auckland Performing Arts Centre)
Auckland, New Zealand
September 8-12 & 20, 2015

Cast: Mustaq Missouri (Ling), Irasa Siave (Yan), Georgina Silk (Mrs D), Tom Wardle (Mr D)

Directed by Katie Burson

Mustaq Missouri (Ling) and Irasa Siave (Yan). Shovik Nandi Photography

Tom Wardle (Mr D), Georgina Silk (Mrs D), Mustaq Missouri (Ling) and Irasa Siave (Yan)

Mustaq Missouri (Ling), Tom Wardle (Mr D), Georgina Silk (Mrs D) and Irasa Siave (Yan)

Review
"Before a word of Threatened Panda Fights Back! is spoken, the audience is laughing loudly, and it continues throughout this play. It's due to an hilarious scenario created by Auckland playwright Rex McGregor, and assisted by great direction from Katie Burson. The four actors (Mustaq Missouri, Georgina Silk, Siave Irasa, Tom Wardle) are all very good, but there's no doubt the show is stolen by Mustaq Missouri's Panda. What a dilemma he must resolve: as the face of the World Wildlife Fund's Endangered Species programme, breeding would threaten his position. On the other hand…" - Bronwyn Elsmore, Theatreview

Review
"If you do catch this week’s show, it is worth it for Threatened Panda Fights Back! Written by Short+Sweet veteran Rex McGregor (is there any year that he has missed?), director Katie Burson employs her clowning nous for an imaginative piece about a Panda threatened, not by extinction, but the new hot thing in animal conversation. Mustaq Missouri’s Panda is full of his own self-importance, a rock star and poster boy for WWF. His mate (Irasa Siave) tries many tactics to pique his sexual interest, but he stubbornly refuses: too many Pandas, and they’ll lose what makes them special. His thinking is challenged when very special birds Mr D (Tom Wardle) and Mrs D (Georgina Silk) appear on the scene and lay claim to the enclosure. It’s a great idea, great script, and made vibrant by the cast’s playful and physically astute performances. I’d love to see this enlarged and for Katie Burson to keep an entire zoo." - James Wenley, Theatre Scenes

Review
"Rex McGregor's crowd-favourite Threatened Panda Fights Back, a laugh-out-loud exercise in anthropomorphic absurdity directed by Katie Burson." - Nik Smythe, Theatreview

Studio Players' 10-Minute Play Festival
Carriage House Theatre
Lexington, Kentucky
July 31-August 2 & August 7-9, 2015

Cast: Kody Kiser (Ling), Sherry Jackson Thompson (Yan), Mike Van Zant (Mr D), Shannon Baker (Mrs D)

Directed by Marty Wayman

Kody Kiser (Ling) and Sherry Jackson Thompson (Yan)

Review
"Next, we switch gears again for the evening's most unusual selection, Threatened Panda Fights Back by Rex McGregor. Delightfully weird and a little risqué, the show features two famous zoo pandas and two potentially usurping dodo birds. The only way for Threatened Panda to succeed is to let it be as weird as it wants to be, which is what director Marty Wayman went for. With Kody Kiser and Sherry Jackson Thompson playfully owning their roles as a panda couple, and Mike Van Zant and Shannon Baker creating two appropriately bizarre characterizations of dodo birds, the whole piece exudes the playful, silly fun that actors might have offstage or in rehearsal but that we don't get to see in full productions." - Candace Chaney, Lexington Herald-Leader

Mike Van Zant (Mr D), Shannon Baker (Mrs D), Sherry Jackson Thompson (Yan), Kody Kiser (Ling)

Kody Kiser (Ling)

Sherry Jackson Thompson (Yan)

Shannon Baker (Mrs D)

Mike Van Zant (Mr D)

Short+Sweet Brisbane 2015
Powerhouse
Brisbane, Australia
July 16-18, 2015

Cast: Trevor Vanstone (Ling), Cherie Moss (Yan), Tammy Linde (Mrs D), Daniel Simpson (Mr D)

Directed Kate Murphy

Trevor Vanstone (Ling), Daniel Simpson (Mr D), Cherie Moss (Yan), Tammy Linde (Mrs D)

Trevor Vanstone (Ling) & Cherie Moss (Yan)

Cherie Moss (Yan) & Trevor Vanstone (Ling)

Daniel Simpson, Tammy Linde, Trevor Vanstone, Cherie Moss

Tammy Linde (Mrs D) with Trevor Vanstone (Ling)

King's Shorts Festival of 10-Minute Plays
Annapolis Royal, Nova Scotia, Canada
June 12-14, 2015

Cast: Wayne Currie (Ling), Susan Barker (Yan), Ashlea Viola (Mrs D), Jacob Morrison (Mr D)

Directed by Jeff Styles

Wayne Currie (Ling) & Susan Barker (Yan)

Ashlea Viola (Mrs D) & Jacob Morrison (Mr D)